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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via guy)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via mostlycathair)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

(Source: patrick-stumps, via xxchokingonalifesaverxx)

(Source: de-la-valliere, via vicarioxs)

A beach in Maldives awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars.

(Source: chezpicker-uk, via everythingaboutq)

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

(via everythingaboutq)

basedpidgeot:

nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

the parks and rec tumblr really isnt subtle with spoilers is it

(via pizza)

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

(via this-is-where-safe-is)

(Source: dominic4, via orionfalls)

dannyqhantom:

where did that come from

(via 51seconds)